40 years of fuckin' up
Doing things that are absurd
We spiked the bowl of punch
While proudly laying a turd
Pissing off everyone we could
Saying things we knew we not should
Cause it's hard to keep friends that are easily offriended
Cause every band that gives 2 shits
Knows the time to call it quits
If you don't play a last stage
You're like a book with no last page
Like tyrannosaurus rexes
Let's be grateful, NOFX is
Now extinct and can't get any worse
Every song needs to be penned
Every story needs an end
If you've never lost a friend
You've never had one
Playing music with my bros
Was all I ever needed
It was awesome we succeeded
But now that we've seceded
Let's do drugs
Let's have sex
Let's sing-a-long with NOFX
Let's be frivolous and feckless
Now the world is NOFX-less
Let's not judge
Let's not hate
Let's laugh at ourselves
And always self-deprecate
If you don't want discontent
Try only giving 60%
There's no punk rock Billboard chart
Cause this music comes straight from our heart
You could never quantifize
What you could accomplish being DI wise
Cause the secret of success
Is realizing that the less time you spend always striving for more
Opens the door to how to live
You get much more, the more you give
And the more you give, the more you'll be a suspect
So let's do drugs
Let's have sex
Let's live life like NOFX
Let's not judge
Let's not hate
Let's laugh at ourselves
And always self-deprecate
Let's get sober
And not have sex
Let's break up like NOFX
Find a judge, separate
Let's buy a magic wand and just masturbate
If we had continued
We wouldn't be full of so much gratitude
There can't be other epilogues
Except we'll see you all at oki-dogs
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