Da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da, da
[WALLY WACKFORD]
Are you so lonely and hurt?
[ACTOR]
Oh my gods, it hurts so bad
[WALLY WACKFORD]
Are you thinkin' maybe you could do with the romantic embrace of a stranger
To keep you warm at night?
[ACTOR]
Oh, it's so cold, it hurts
[WALLY WACKFORD]
Well, lucky for you, there's a service that can link you up with singles like this and whatnot
[ACTOR]
Hello, would you like to be on top of me?
[WALLY WACKFORD]
What a catch, who else is out there?
[ACTOR]
I like, uh, well, not specifically, but for example, feet
[WALLY WACKFORD]
Singles are standing by to take your call
[ACTOR]
I'm lookin' for Jeffrey, he knows what he did
[WALLY WACKFORD]
Hubba, hubba
[ACTOR]
I'm looking for someone to be mean to me because I'm a real piece of shit
[WALLY WACKFORD]
Every moment you're not callin' is a person you're not meetin'
[ACTOR]
I'm lookin' for someone who can really appreciate my Fizzarolli impression, mhmhmhm
Hey, what's u fuck, I fucked it up
[WALLY WACKFORD]
This is what's out there, what, do you wanna be alone?
[ACTOR]
I want a guy who's into the obscure holes, I'm talkin' nostrils, baby
[WALLY WACKFORD]
You think you're too good for this? You ain't
[ACTOR]
I like planes, I like space, I like mountains, I just I just like to be up
Sometimes, I'll just climb a ladder, just whatever gets me up
[WALLY WACKFORD]
If you could do better, you wouldn't be watchin'
[ACTOR]
Oh, like I'm not saying it's this, but, you know, maybe piss on me?
[WALLY WACKFORD]
Deal with it
If you're feelin' tired of feelin' so lonely
Then give us a call, yeah, just pick up the phone-ly
It's our guarantee, if you call I.M.P.
You'll immediately meet people
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5555-124-444-5555-444-443-3336
Picture of a dinosaur, 5442-222
Then a bunch of threes, 22-479
Immediately meet people
[WALLY WACKFORD]
I say, I say, call today
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