Princess Peach,
Won't you listen to my speech?
I don't have any stars
of invincibility.
But you're the brightest star
in the sky tonight for me,
I'm your Luigi
What up, bitch?
I got a 1-up, bitch!
What's inside the question block?
It's my dick!
It's a-me-a-Mario
I'm more Italian than pastrami
I'll take you by the peaches
and give you the hot salami.
I saved you from dragons
and evil Boos that are spooky
Must I be a raccoon
to get inside your tanooki?
I will mount you like Yoshi
and show you things you've never seen.
My mushroom's now mega
if you know what I mean
So suck it!
Mario,
you always do this shit
I like a girl
and then you ruin it
By yelling stuff
about your dick
Until they go away.
Hey Luigi,
it's okay.
That Mario's a bit risque.
Just tell me what you need to say
Please don't be afraid.
Oh, princess,
it means so much for me
to hear you say that
The only thing I've ever
wanted to tell you is that-
God dammit!
I'm here to pleasure that ass
I'd like to go first, princess
but I always come last
And you say we'll get together
but I'm jacking off alone
Koopa Troopa skeletons
aren't the only dry bones.
I am tired of your runaround
it's such a fucking hassle
I go through shit and then you're in
another fucking castle!
You gotta think about it?
Well I don't believe the hype.
You'll have a lot of time to think
when you are smoking on my warp pipe
OMG
I can't decide
On which of you should be the guy
To take me on your mustache ride
That'll redefine my life
I'm ready to give love a shot
It's not about how many coins
You've got
I just know I like you a lot
Yo, sluts, check out my yacht! (Ugh)
Let me take you on a magic kart ride!
I'll bust all your balloons when I smack your backside.
We'll have such fun, I'll bring my friends along.
I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong
Come on, Peach.
It's time to make your choice
I'm the only plumber
that can your boobies rejoice.
My green, lanky-ass brother
ain't got shit on me
It's time to live out our story
of the princess and the pea-
Nis
So,
who's it gonna be, princess?
I choose...
Toad!
Toad?!
Well his whole body is shaped like a dick
Ooooh
Oh Yeah
Mhm
Ok
Yeah, definitely
Mushrooms look like dicks
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