[Female Announcers]
And now, for America's #1 show: The Hood Connection
With your host: Rob Ethan!
[Tech N9ne performing the show's theme]
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[Host Rob Ethan and Crowd]
Well, hello, and welcome to the Hood Connection
Today's contestant happens to be torn between three womenThat's his wife, his bitch, and his girl
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[Host Rob Ethan and Contestant]
And we're back on the Hood Connection
When we left, our contestant had a choice between his wife...
His bitch...
His girl...
Or you can take them all for the win with the spin of that wheel
What's it gonna be?
I think I'm gonna go for the spin, Rob, I'm gonna go for the spin
He's gonna go the spin!
Ok here we go, I gotta spin this motherfucker
*Wheel spinning*
Ah!
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