Hey, welcome to Mortal Kombat High School.
You're the new transfer student from Street Fighter High,
right?
Yeah, I'm Ken! I like wearing red and making friends, yay!
What's up, I'm Johnny Cage, let me show you around.
I'll introduce you to the crew and tell you how to get down.
That hottie doing homework over there is Sonya Blade.
She's the most popular girl in the whole entire grade.
And that's Liu Kang, his kick flip helped the track team win
the relay race.
Mileena's sorta sexy but she's kinda got a butter face.
And over there is Raiden, he's the smartest kid in class.
And this is Shang Tsung, he'll pull your spine out through
your ass!
What?
You're in Mortal Kombat High!
Where the girls are fine but there's a pretty good chance
you'll die. (Like 105% baby!)
That's right, it's time to test your might!
So take your best friend and impale him on these spikes!
Johnny Cage I don't know if I'm gonna fit in at this
school...
Hey, don't worry Ken, the students here are super chill and
cool!
Scorpion's romantic, and he's gentle as a deer.
Let's listen to the new love song he wrote, its called "Come
Here!"
(La, la, la, la, la, la, la) COME HERE!
(La, la, la, la, la) GET OVER HERE!
This is Goro, he's a demon and he really loves to kill.
He'll pull your nutsack up over your head and roll you down
a hill.
And Kano, he is criminally insane oh, by the way though,
if I say so I can make Sub-Zero crush your skull like
Play-Doh.
The moral is Street Fighter High can't deal with the
fatalities.
And if you fuck with us, your death is individuality.
You'd better watch your back, 'cause we will be watching you
closely.
And if you step to us you know that ass is gettin TOAST-YYY!
(Yeah-eah-eahhh!) It's prime time for romance!
And if you tell her your details she'll decapitate you with
a fan.
There's a chance you will not survive this dance!
There are so many redudant ways for us to kill your ass!
Killed at a blood transfusion! (Double Fatality!)
Stabbed while ejaculating! (Masturbatality!)
Eating too much pasta! (Carbohydratality!)
I'm having trouble peeing, that's a Prostatetality!
Killed as you're concieved! (Procreatality!)
¡Muerte Espaniol! (Translatality!)
Cut by triple axel! (Figure Skateality!)
I like it when a girl has a nice personality!
*cough* I'll see myself out.
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