[Skit]
*Sound of a car driving on a busy street*
Taxi Driver: Alright, sir, which side of the
Street would you like to be on
Patron: Yeah, that one. That side right there
Taxi Driver: Yeah, okay
The taxi driver is heard pulling over to let the man out
Taxi Driver: Okay, that will be four-ninety please
Patron: Yeah, yeah, here's five dollars. Keep the change
Taxi Driver: Oh, fuck you!
The car door slams shut and the man is heard walking
Box Office Worker: May, I help you?
Patron: Yeah, ah, can, can, I have one for Little Kim. Hardcore
Box Office Worker: That will be ten dollars
He hands her money and then walks through a door
Box Office Worker: Fuckin' weirdo
*Lil' Kim's Big Momma Thang is playing in the background*
Concession Stand Worker: Yeah, may I help you?
Patron: Yeah, ah, can I get a small order of popcorn, and
Ah, ah, a large order of butter and just like a lot
Of napkins please
Concession Stand Worker: Butter? Anyway, am, will that be all?
Patron: Yeah, ah...
Concession Stand Worker: That'll be six-ninety-five
The patron hands another bill over
Concession Stand Worker: Ah, man, why this shit so slimey?
Patron: Huh!
The patron is then heard walking from the concession stand
Into the screen room. Lil' Kim and a man are heard moaning
And having sex. Porno music is heard in the background
The patron unzips his zipper. Five seconds later and a
Splashing noise is heard as the patron begins masturbating
Patron: Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on, baby
Yeah. Yeah. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah. Kim. Come on, Kim
Come on. Yeah. Yeah
The moans from the screen and the splash sound from the
Masturbating patron continue
Patron: Yeah. Come on. Kim. Kim. Yeah. Yeah
Work it, bitch!
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