[CHARLIE]
I can do this, somehow I know it
I'll get Heaven behind my plans
[VAGGIE]
Charlie, hold on
[CHARLIE]
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance
[VAGGIE]
It's just a meeting
[CHARLIE]
To change their mind and touch their hearts
Or whatever angels have
[VAGGIE]
This could be bad
[CHARLIE]
Cheer up, Vaggie
(sung)
This could be swell
Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell
[VAGGIE]
Okay, but just don't... sing to them
[ANGEL DUST]
That bitch is halfway down the street
[VAGGIE]
Is she
[ANGEL DUST]
Oh, she's dancin'
[VAGGIE]
Ugh, no
[CHARLIE]
There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare
It's a realm so appealing, it beats anywhere
If you don't mind the smell
It's a happy day in Hell
[CHARLIE]
Hi, mister!
[DEMON]
Go fuck yourself!
[SINNER]
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul
[CHARLIE]
Hello!
[IMP]
Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole
[CHARLIE]
Oh, excuse me!
[EXECUTIONER]
Doing what is required, we all have our role
[SINNER]
I'm not doing well
[DEMONS]
Another shitty day in Hell
[CHARLIE]
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
That any soul can change
[VAGGIE]
Those angels' minds are hard to change
[CHARLIE]
Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
From the evil to the strange
[VAGGIE]
They're bloodthirsty and deranged!
[CHARLIE]
I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
But if I open the door and I give them a place
At my Hazbin Hotel
It'll be a happy day in Hell
[CHARLIE]
From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go
To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows
To the Cannibal Town, where they don't wear a frown
'Cause holy shit, oh my gosh, why?
And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye!
'Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide
[CHARLIE]
I can do this I just know it
(There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul)
I'll get Heaven behind my plan
There's just no way I could blow it
(I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole)
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance to change their minds
[TRENCH COAT DEMON]
And touch my parts
[CHARLIE]
Uh, no thank you, I'm just gonna...
Fulfill my destiny!
[TRENCH COAT DEMON]
Your loss, bitch
[CHARLIE]
I can already tell
Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in Hell
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