And the rabbit said
[Iglooghost, daisy*, Rabbit]
In my carcass, juice inside a carton
Try to wack a mole and spray his guts in my garden
Beg your pardon, I'm visiting regardin'
Your offer from the other day, I think I want to start it
Yeah I told him watch the ego, I got a couple kilos
Waitin in my hummers, I'll send you flying like a seagull
Wait, wait, wait, don't be angry by default
This might be strategically good for us each, though
Hmm, I seen those teeth and I don't fancy a bite
I said "Fuck it, maybe pull up to the show tonight"
You can squeak rubbish up on stage with a mic
And we can finally put our little group on a trail
So we pulled up, we're with him, the bouncer's a prick and
He says the venue won't allow mo animals or children
(Don't ya fuckin' love it) But the rabbit stays grinnin'
He hops in through the ventilation system just to get in
Microphone check, but the cable got corroded
The bunny chewed through it and I think the way he holds it
Hit the feedback, sound guy's screaming at me
Cause he had to hear that right inside his earwax
Daisy passed the mic to me, I held it incorrect
Put my fist around the top, I shoulda held the neck
Fuckin' up my shit, I'm spitting runnin' out of breath
But we played our slot and dipped with the other man's check
The rabbit pocketed the cash, green room snacks
Getting snatched, dressing room of the headline act
Found the door and then we dashed, head into the cab
Hit the gas, drive away, I think we hit a couple fans
[daisy*]
Don't know about this bunny or why we even need him
Was feeling kinda weird about the garbage he was squeaking
[Iglooghost, daisy*, Rabbit, Boss Man]
In the mornin' in the mail, we got a funny looking letter
Told the rabbit grab it, lazy fucker starts to get up
Slice the paper open, what's it say?
Let me check, uhhh, It's the label trying to sign us for a record (Oh shit)
Blah blah blah, It's great to be connected
Can you come to our office sometime in the next week?
Pfff, look, I mean, I'm kinda skeptic
We think the gimmick with the rabbit's quite effective
Pulled up to reception, told us take a left and
Step onto the spiral stairs, twenty floors ascending
(Fuckin' hell, Jesus Christ) Knock on door number seven
Went inside the room, it's where the A&R's desk is
He shook our hands, kinda squeezed them and it hurted
Subtle power move to make his dominance asserted
Hi, I'm a big fan, uh, Newly converted
I attended the show the other week, I was lurking
He said "Where's my manners? You all look exhausted
Big old set of stairs, someone fetch the man some water"
This intern did, came back and he brought us
One glass for the rabbit and meanwhile he ignored us
I exchanged a look with Daisy, this is kinda strange
Anyway, boss man, please cut to the chase
He put his fingers round the buckles of his big briefcase
Got a document out, turned it to the first page
Right, this is our vision in a nutshell, listen
We'd like to put the rabbit in a front man position
He pressed a button notifyin' his assistant
Told him fetch a bribe and expedite up our decision
In the meantime, the second page was data analytics
Concluding that our core demographic's made of idiots
We think the rabbit's great, we would really like to milk it
The label kiester turned the page to show us lots of lyrics
In this song he plugs products for commission
Hologram, concerts online, making millions
Dubious, swagless brands collabing with him
When he dies a posthumous record is releasing
Nah, simmer down with the bollocks
Me and Seamus turn 180 degrees to leave the office
Assistant pulls back in and says he's got the
Keys for a carrot-colored Audi S on offer
Ah, nice, where do I sign
I'd love to take the carrot vehicle for a drive (Little shit)
Went to grab the pen before I could try
We seen the paper touch the ink above the dots in the line
We got escorted out the office, dragged by the wrist
Kicked to the curb, fell into a bin
Another letter from the label, a cease and desist
Says we need a new name cause the rabbit's taken "Cyst"
Worms like you were born as food for bigger fish
Decapitated in the mouth, ejected in the shit
I'm sorry that we operate within a cutthroat biz
I think he knows the bottom line: We'd do the same to him
[daisy*]
And the rabbit says
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