I bet he's taking you to the same spot
Got the waitress thinking "Oh my god
He's back with another halfway brunette
Putting on the same show again"
Bet he's showing you his highlight reel
Touchdown on his high school field
Let you know that he coulda gone pro
Think it's weird but you're not ready to say it
Soon you'll see that the puzzles don't piece
And when he messes up inevitably
We'll be on the same team, so
One day, we'll grab a drink, talk about him
How we both believed he was the one
That weird thing with his tongue
One thing goes wrong and he's calling his mom
We'll grab lunch next week
Make a plan, text him to meet
He took the bait, he thinks it's a date
But it's a table for three for you, our ex, and me
Bet he's telling you he's in love
Future planning and all that stuff
Then he turns around to his friends
Telling them that it's not that serious
Soon you'll see that the puzzles don't piece
And when he messes up inevitably
You'll hate him and not me, so
One day, we'll grab a drink, talk about him
How we both believed he was the one
That weird thing with his tongue
One thing goes wrong and he's calling his mom
We'll grab lunch next week
Make a plan, text him to meet
He took the bait, he thinks it's a date
But it's a table for three for you, our ex, and me
(Ooh)
You, our ex, and me
(Ooh)
One day, we'll grab a drink, talk about him
How we both believed he was the one
That weird thing with his tongue
One thing goes wrong and he's calling his mom
We'll grab lunch next week
Make a plan, text him to meet
He took the bait, he thinks it's a date
But it's a table for three for you, our ex, and me
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