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The Suck My Balls Bob Dancers - Eat Shit Bob! Lyrics & Traduction

[JOHN OLIVER]
We went to court
Against the world's worst sport
And learned important lessons on the way

We spoke with perfect candor
And got accused of slander
'Cause Bob Murray wants to make us pay
So even though he'll threaten legal armageddon
We have just one tiny thing to say:
Bob Murray can go fuck himself today!

John Oliver: Ladies and gentlemen, to help me better respond to Bob Murray's complete bullshit, please welcome to the show The Suck My Balls, Bob Dancers!

[THE SUCK MY BALLS, BOB DANCERS]
Murray, Murray, Murray, Murray
Hey, Bob! Watch this!

- He went to the Louvre and spit in Mona Lisa's face
- Filled a rocket with puppies and he shot it into space
- He bludgeoned Nancy Kerrigan and watched her cry for fun (Why?)
- He murdered Archduke Ferdinand and started World War One!

John Oliver: That's right, if we discuss Bob Murray in a way no reasonable person could construe as factual, we can say whatever the fuck we like! So come on everyone, let's head to the streets!

Ahhh
Murray, Wow!

-He'll stroll into a stranger's home and jizz right in their Wheaties
-He watches “Steel Magnolias” and roots for diabetes
-He wrote the Macarena and he dots his I's with hearts
-And even worse, he likes to blame
-Malala for his farts!

Hot Dog Vendor: Hey! What's the big idea?
John Oliver: We're using protected speech to tell Bob Murray to eat shit!
Hot Dog Vendor: Bob Murray? Is that the guy who dipped his balls in my hot dog water?
John Oliver: That's exactly who I'm talking about!
Hot Dog Vendor: Can I bring my cart?
John Oliver: It's not ideal...
Hot Dog Vendor: It'll be fine if I leave it here right?
John Oliver: I DON'T KNOW!

Murray, Murray

He doesn't like Tom Hanks
He cut off Van Gogh's ear
Told Hitler to quit painting and to find a new career
He masturbates to Schindler's List
Old Yeller makes him hard

He was Cosby's drug supplier
Jeffrey Epstein's prison guard

HBO Lawyer: Stop! Everybody, please! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! John, as HBO's legal counsel, please stop. I have something very important to say

One day at the M&M Store
Bob Murray walked through the door
He wasn't wearing pants that day
His dick and balls on full display
(Full display!)
He grabbed M&M's from a bowl
And crammed them up his (Anal Hole!)
He spread his buttcheeks far and wide
He told the tourists to look inside! (Look inside?)
He said "My rectum's full of treats, reach in there and grab some sweets!"
(Grab some sweets!)
These are all real things Bob Murray did

Lawyer: See you in court, fuckface!
John Oliver: Look! It's Mr. Nutterbutter! We're singing about Bob Murray. I believe you've heard of him?
Mr. Nutterbutter: You mean the Zodiac Killer?
John Oliver: That's the one!
Mr. Nutterbutter: Well, my friends and I have a little something to say about him

Bob, Bob Murray is a furry
Putting aside our personal quarrel
The man fucks
Squirrels!
The man fucks squirrels!

Eat Shit, Bob
Eat Shit, Bob

John Oliver: Hey! I know where we should go!

Ooooh, Aaaah
Murray, Murray
Eat shit, Bob and...

Hey Bob!
Is this is as bad as you feared?
It doesn't count as
Slander!
'Cause it's way too weird
We made up these anecdotes
They're silly and insane
We could go on and on and on
And on and on and on and on
But we will stop this song, who knows, we may have fried your brains
SO EAT!
SHIT!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
YOW!


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