Well I woke up this morning
I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog who's been
Kicked in the head
Checked out my mail
There was letter that read
Love for sale, love for sale
I picked up the phone
I called everyone I could
I let my fingers do the walking
Through the telephone book
You can't catch a fish
If you ain't got the hook
Love for sale, love for sale
Send up a signal
Throw me a line
Somebody explain "this funny Valentine"
It might not be legal
But it sure ain't a crime
I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind
I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
I've tried the Dating Game
I haven't found her yet
I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse
Love for sale, love for sale
We've been living together
3 years, 2 hours, 20 minutes
Maybe four houndred beers
You can't shop for love when
You're shopping at Sears
Love for sale, love for sale
I guess I've learnt my lesson
It was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where I forgot it would be
Love for sale, love for sale
Love for sale, love for sale
Love for sale, love for sale
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