1,2,3,4
Here's the deal, I know it's dumb
But if you wanna have some fun with me
You better stay away from any game
Cause I'm overly competitive
And super freakin' sensitive
While somehow having no skill to my name
I've spent weeks just playing Mario Kart, come 12th in every race
Swear my seven year old cousin has a better poker face
In Wii baseball, my game crashes when I get to second base
You think I'm kidding
That's not the case
So I'm sure you understand just why I cried over Monopoly
I got out of jail free to find you leeching off my property
And when you send me into crippling debt, I understand that's what friends do
Just give me a few while I cry over Monopoly
I get laughed out of arcades cause I can't hit a 10 in Skee-Ball
I rolled solely 1's and 2's in DnD
I've never been too good at fighting games and all the chess club thinks I'm lame
‘Cause I got my queen taken by move three
I played blackjack and looked down to find a hand of Uno cards
And my mouse died in a 1v1, so A-site is now charred
I can't even catch a football in my super flat backyard
It's all amusing
And all so hard
So please just understand that I may cry over Monopoly
I got out of jail free to find you leeching off my property
And when you send me into crippling debt, I understand that's what friends do
Just give me a few while I cry over Monopoly
I'm sure you understand just why I cried over Monopoly
It's not about the luxury tax, though we both know that's robbery
And when you send me into crippling debt, I understand that's what friends do
Just give me a few while I cry over Monopoly
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